May 21, 2009

The notorious MSG

Does anyone know I can speak close to perfect Cantonese?

My old job as a retail counter sales rep gave me the machine kind of "ENGLISHES"(at lease let me say it wrong here, this is my blog.) with the kind of politeness like "Thank you for calling, how may I assist you today?" and my habitual conversation ending "You have a wonderful evening."

The only thing that can help me with my Chinese/English speaking problem is conversations for CSL/ESL beginners. But I lacked the courage to intentionally speak like that, to be precise, its quite hard to speak "that fobbish" and sound acceptable for those who unfortunately live in a mostly Chinese/English speaking environment, where those who live on the street, all speak Chinese/English.

This song gave me a good laugh

Apr 27, 2009

Fantasy

I have this scenes in mind, probably root from dreaming when I was a child, that gives me an weird kind of a feeling. Let's see.

Right in the middle of a street that I have never been to, on the side walk, I was window shopping with bunch of strangers. All of a sudden, a thought of crazy want of something pop up alongside my own thinking of things. I was then driven by a force behind my back, pushing me all the way towards a similar but set to be serving a totally different objective set. I raided that place raging like a bull.



What I had in mind was the frame for goal keepers, my position when I play soccer, for those who were playing soccer on the field right next to me.

I remembered that corner flag where the ball were kicked towards me, and that mark on the ground where the ball was placed twelve yards in front for a striker's hard ball striking when I must step forward to tackle down with my body at all cost. With teammates line up in front from the nearest lower number guards to the furthest mid to high number mid field and strikers that my goal kick must reach with back spin on the ball for the ease of their control.

Also the view of all my teammates turning their back running away from me when my team attacks, and once they turned back facing me that I must command them by letting them know where the opponents are striking behind them that needs to be covered.

Within my designated area, I am the sun visor almighty permitted to use my gloved hands and arms to tackle down my opponents skillful attack into the framework that I am defending. My fearless courage to catch or repel any cannons fired towards into hitting the framework without hesitation regardless if it is the opponents' strongest shoot with their strongest body muscle.

A line from comic "Goal keeping is our last line of defense, as long as keeper doesn't lose kept, our team will never lose." by someone numbered 1 on his back during a game with 2 halves that each half last 9 intervals of 5 minutes.



It'd be nice to see Cal Poly Pomona compete against Ivy in NCAA. Engineers apply knowledge by sport competition with tools, like pencil or hexagonal stick with a net bearing balls.

Instrumentum Disciplinae and Vox Veritas Vita.

Apr 25, 2009

Re dis cover my own self

With almost 30 years of living experience on this planet, the definition of myself kept losing bits by bits, for yieldings of my own or others. This blog have become one of my dependencies, that helped this voyage of my mind about myself.

Simply write down whatever I would like to be written, just about anything without regards, is the purpose of this blog. This collection of output from my brain through my finger over the keyboard onto the Internet into a hard drive at a server is my living log book.

By proof reading this book myself, I get to study about this so called "me".

Do I like my own words?
Am I comfortable with it?
How do I feel about it?
Where in my words differs from my actions?
Can I handle my own lies?

The best thing is that all those questions can all be answered by the proof reader I know best, me, and rediscover myself.

Just like the recreation I love playing everyday, which never is a test, it is my ball gaming playground with swing savings account.

Yes! found it. My own damn self.

My over thoughts

This is what I had in mind back in 2007, my childish thoughts.

As an entry level sales in payroll with probation that made me an assistant, there are some accidents that causes myself to be unable to workout with my team. I left the company voluntarily in a friendly way, re-affirmed myself for a week and decide to try else where with better preparations.

Something happened in a totally unexpected way that surprised myself. I decided to took the stance of being the cry baby irrationally. All it took to make it a win win situation was a recognition of myself being the newbie, and became an experienced businessman whose generous in offering a merciful business chance. Simply this would work "You know, he is new to the industry. Let him baby cry then he will learn." with the power of title.

As I have apologized before claiming that I had not been an employee for quite a while, I would like to took that as a lesson, re-adjust my vision in working, and be the best fit in later chance.

I once thought it was the problem of synergy, now I'd blame the lack of a specific work module in business communications, for an accidental mismatch of dance.

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Apr 13, 2009

Philosophy

I Have A Philosophical Concept Of Mechanism.
The acronym of this word is IHAPCOM, it works, perfectly.
Similarly to turbo, charge or jet or fan or etc., for me.
With blow-off value, waste gate and inter cooler.
Compliance: WIK(Whatever I know), WITTIM(Whatever I think therefore I am), Tit for tat and workable with "the.....I don't know how to say......you know......never mind", etc.

Apr 11, 2009

GoalfKeeper

Bleed too much/less/soon/late that fluctuate plasma recovery, therefore this juke box toast.

Woodwind-Clarinet


Receiving non-medical attention then black/blue blood transfusion from Ink-barrel Care Unit.

Rock-Metal


Put down the pants, relax, Android......oops enjoy.

Sweet-Love


My loosen handkerchief, is "allways" on ready.

Mar 11, 2009

Vice versa

I enjoy pornography, not morality, and have watched enough in quality and in quantity to not become a phobia or lunatic about sex in display. For woman are the majority working in the porn industry, there are surprises that most viewers overlooked (Author: So am I), which could be an inter-personal relationship's saver, depending on how these surprises are read.

Here comes this male character, he is working on a paper while the female character servicing him, on him. She obtained her satisfaction from him and lay her head in his arm praising for his hardness and try to "finish" him up. Still working on that paper he said "It's good huh? Take a nap, let me finish the paper first." like a robot and have no feelings.

Flip the killer switch, from male to female, it's a holocaust already (Author: Reporting live from hell, I am right here in the front entrance of Satin's fallen angel after-holocaust party. It's so crowed and the temperature here is unbelievably hot. I wonder what's left up in heaven cause from here wow, its a gathering of celebrities, from old timers, half-lifer the usual gangs and bunches of new superstars......)

"Click" before putting down my clicker top pen. Don't let that last bullet occupy the chamber, Quills.

Feb 26, 2009

My lack of computer knowledge

Due to the fact that my lack of computer knowledge, or knowledge in real world. I am way behind computer guru, please forgive me.

In my shallow mind, this is what computer to me:

I have a copper wire on hand, bending it into a circle and have one end touching the cathode and the other end to the anode of a 12v battery. Then I open the circuit by cutting the wire, have an end of the wire conducting the light bulb's screw and the other end conducting the bottom.

Here I have a closed circuit in serial connection with a battery and a light bulb give out light and heat. Let input be the power, and process by light bulb, then heat and light are output. In computer terms "A serial bus system powered by a potable power source in full throttling of a light bulb processor with tungsten technology, producing 1-bit of light/full spectrum wireless visual signal without interrupt as output(infra red is within the full spectrum that give out heat from the bulb, which is vacuum)".

Outdated knowledge, that's all I know, and I am cheap without putting in the switch. Toasters have wires in parallel, but too complicate for me and rather have shortenings on the bread. Sorry I pretend that I am a guru to be closer with the modern world of technology, like the hybrid silicon laser I see on the news.

For what? I don't know what's like shrinking from a room full of mirror into etching a silicon fiber optic circuitry recharge pad causing photons arrive at different time, and/or different place that could refill the hat? Seriously I don't know nothing about these things.

But let's see "hybrid" that's hot right now everywhere, "silicon" the mirror for snort, "laser" rave party time. I use laser to cut in the club, see this is my kind of cool marketing.







Feb 24, 2009

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"Please be quiet, Arcadia"
"WD-40, SAPeacock"
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"Medic, Rosemead"
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"Football/Soccer frame, Alhambra"
"Certified public accountable club, Almanda Terrace"
"Frame work, DOS"

"Drugs, Walnut"
"Shorty in badminton club, Pinky"
"GSA, Federal"

"The Clear Present Danger, Los Angeles"
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"Griffith Park, NASA"

"I want money income on payroll after tax in my account every month by working at clerical and inter personal business commute duties that I am able to Talking Caring Pleasing / I Praise."

Feb 21, 2009

2 decades ago

It was twenty something years ago when the first gulf war started and ended in a storm. Kuwait was intruded by Iraqi force and was ambushed by western forces. Since then I have only read news about all sorts of international accusations and punishments towards Iraq. After a decade, the second gulf war started. This time it is the US force enters Iraq. Here I have the following story from my imagination:

There was a painter who sell painting for a decent living. The painter's neighbor, make own living, break in to the painter's home. This relatively larger in size neighbor is forced return home under custody, empty handed without any painting. Through out the searches and interrogations, no reason is found for this neighbor's strange action of burning own paintings while suppose to have starved to the bone. The painter, is at home peacefully with neighbor having BBQ in backyard and some new air soft gear. Paint ball gear will be on sale for the neighbor's new paint ball painting.

IMHO(In My Humble Opinion) I thought the neighbor initially expect their unfair actions be penalized by unfair trade like neighbor's own painting for painters BBQ lamb chops, because warriors value their Arabian horse more then the lamb broiling on their sword.

Raman for tuna? More then that. A whole gulf they can farm seafood with.

Feb 18, 2009

Steroid Olympic

Imagine a competition that no one call foul and in a true sense of fairness. Well I think we already have it, let's just call it Steroid Olympic, I seems to have forgotten the name of it.

In this game, fair is achieved by letting everyone cheat as they can.
A device to train any specific muscle for strength? Great!
A program to provide the perfect mix of nutrition the body needs? Super!
A drug to improve the performance? Take it all you can!

Hey its not like the game will change in any way. A champion can still be distinguish and everyone must agree, its all in a sense of fairness because no one can beat him down even with cheats. Another good thing is, the champion title stays like prom king and queen of that year class, is on forever royalties.

Errrrr........OK, in reality the king will merry his wife and the queen will merry her husband, separately, with different people. (Should there be more adjective like beauty or?......its fine.)

I know who can approve this joke, Republicans.

Feb 17, 2009

What's in my mind

I was in some kind of trouble that I've never been into. I've asked for my ex-employers for help, however they are unable to help because they are business. It's totally insane to connect them with those trouble simply because they have no point in doing them.

I resigned because I was unable to work out with my team, therefore I would like to try it out in another places. It had tried to save me by offering another position for me, it's my own decision to leave and let go of the offered position.

Simply because of my trouble, I had taken a position against my previous employers since they are not involved. I am not trying to be a hero of any kind, it just that I should not let my trouble be spread to those innocent around myself. I have no idea of what really happened, and have no concern about the real truth. I was crying for help because when I am being terrified, I become crazy and might kill to eliminate the cause of terror and the terror regardless for it is alienated from my fair driving system.

Feb 11, 2009

Coincidence

In my old job, I tried to inquire the proper contact handle or procedure for office equipment purchase procurement.

It's a banking business that have their own rules to comply with. I know only two persons who work in that bank, a relative of mine and a ex-coworker. I should ask my relative for the information, however he had passed away and I did not attend his bank paid business function related funeral. Therefore the inquiry is redirected to my ex-coworker who happen to be in vacation.

Its just that I was unable to hold my job probation period long enough to see result. The inquiry is already at the bottom line of proper by conversation opening means if not she was my ex-coworker and understand I mean no harm for fastest reply possible. Anyways I thought banks expects their office machine to last working before it is zero valued by book.

Perfect coincidence, perfect irony, perfect scene.

Feb 10, 2009

I am a pervert

The following are pervert sexual fantasies by meaning which causes huge discrepancy from pictures in my mind, I enjoy them and have seen them display in public without problem.


Cross Dressing

Only when someone put on outfits of one's opposite sex that does not look good enough, then it is called cross dressing by means. There are good looking cross dressers I like and they are called different, let's see:

A girl in boy's pajama, that's cute.
A sexy lady in man's shirt, that's OMG.
A school girl in man size sweater, that's forget it.


Serial Behaving

In serial behaving, a victim is being pick on based on some characteristics. They are then being approached by that serial whatever to achieve or serve the serial's purpose. Killing is illegal and of course its prohibited, how about these:

Someone choose victim because of his/her attractive characteristics therefore walk up and ask him/her for name/date/favor, in order to know others, that's socializing.

Someone choose victim because of his/her actions impossible to be comfortable with kind of characteristics therefore stop him/her, in order to issue a written notice, that's traffic ticketing.(Serial couldn't catch all fish OK?)

Someone choose victim because of his/her too important characteristics therefore restrain him/her, in order to have him/her, that's proposing.


Bondage and Device

Holding a human in place, we can called it bondage. Device being used to bond human up are bondage devices. They are common and welcomed everywhere, those decent one:

A man put a chain around a woman's neck and then put a lock to hold it in place. That's ok even in restaurant if: Precious metal chain in fine shape with magic stone power lock.

A pursuant is arrested and cuffed, drag in front of a judge(that don't really judge) sentenced, re-cuffed by the pursuer, then to dungeon cell. That's not crime, happens in church: Of course its stoned precious metal not hand but finger cuff, two sets is required by procedure for middle and ring finger.

By the way, the mobile jail that drive them to dungeon, a
LiMo.

Jan 22, 2009

Seabuscuit - Ice Man Story

In a horse race, there are horses and jockeys. From a human point of view, a jockey is considered to be riding the horse, but is it the way it is?

Well, it is a horse race then it is the horse that matters. Then the view should be stand from the race, meaning that its the horse that bear the jockey to run.

Every single horse has its own characteristics, frequency/length of step, power band etc. Without the jockey, horses couldn't perform its best run on its own, and of course, no horse, no race then no jockey.

The jockey is riding the horse or the horse is bearing the jockey to run, that's the chemical reaction everyone is placing their lucky bet on. In reality, the horse and the jockey are match by random select in horse races that we can gamble.

At the end, I just want to ask:

When is Santa Anita derby?(I know its on April)

Is there a silver purse day?

Are there any horse shoe(resembles Luck, like Lucky Baldwin, who bought Rancho Santa Anita) for sale?

I have had played soccer on the field inside the track and had English/Chinese Tea in the club house(Royal Hong Kong Jockey Club) when I was living in Hong Kong, and yet I am not very familiar with Santa Anita Park all through this 12 years of life in Arcadia.

Ice Man, the pro.


(03/04/2012: "In reality, the horse and the jockey are match by random select in horse races that we can gamble." Please show me in the comment section if this statement about horse racing needs to be corrected or not.)

Jan 16, 2009

Eye

Forgot where I downloaded this video from, it looks cool and make me feel safe. Surveillance in public is a safety measure.

Dec 24, 2008

State Issue Property Tax Bond

On one hand, people's home price went down a lot. On the other hand, state (CA) government money for budget went down a lot.
People's investment(e.g. bonds) earning is taxed as income, who'd like to pay tax with their earnings for real property they keep.(02/01/09: I mean bond earning to pay the property tax before taxed, then value shifted from state to city.)
Real property, homes, are cheaper, therefore state government's income from property tax are lowered.
State issue bonds for property tax, interest could be set to a equilibrium point that home value and deficit match, not time.

(02/01/09: I am not an expert in finance, nor investments, please consult professionals for advices.)

Dec 21, 2008

Infinite probability drive

This following is a show of infinite probability drive by American from United States of America.

Infinite probability drive = X drive
| -infinity < X < +infinity |
X = any real number
X drive = any real number drive
Infinite probability drive = any real number drive

Nov 23, 2008

Energy

The following are things that I think about, rather then past issues that being used for another purposes, it is ridiculous in a way that these jokes evolve spiritually to become solutions.

Global warming
The world is warming, ice cape is melting and the summer suit of the overly tanned finally get a chance to put on. In order to keep the difficulty level of ski slopes, just put some solar panel to give the snow a shade to chill out, they generate electricity, keeping pro ski and snow boarding too.

Solar panel
How come these sun glass panel consume slow, generate low and last long. My ideal panel would last a month, using consumable material and generate in high efficiency. Making gas station change to solar charge battery swap station become a possibility. Battery are kept cool in underground, recharge by high generating panel. The gasoline truck then deliver those lighter then battery itself solar panel to those charging station refilling consumed ones. Refinery still cook, not oil, but the returning panel those truck bring back and the consumable material. For the battery we currently have, those truck carry peroxide and sulfuric acid powder.

Jet engine
The combustion chamber of jet engines could be swapped with a mini Tokamak spinning, heat up by microwave power up the plane. If the fusion is able to uphold, then the spin by magnetic force can be powered by the spinning Tokamak core. Fusion uses a gas that is lighter then air, heated up, giving what jet engine's combustion chamber was designed for. A starter in airport starting the fusion reactor then the plane is good to fly, to the moon?

I don't have to know if any of these night illusion I have would work or not, for now they are just my childish thoughts boring enough for a joke.

Nov 3, 2008

Vote

Remember to vote. I register to vote from CAGOP.


From my point of view, as a voter, it is my preference over a candidate from a party that have a platform I agree, not rather, but more, to other parties.

Different political party have their own view which may or may not agree with other parties. Unlike a debate, which shows a rationality in contradiction, parties does not discriminate in regard of political affiliations, but collaborating their differences from what they stand for and represents.

Majority rules meaning there is a Majority leading for everyone else, not dominating, with winding outs on its own adventure lacked the shield from Majority, which out numbered by undecided. Vote is freedom of choice electing candidates and only props or measures have cons. In the system of democracy, anyone can choose who they want to support, and agree the elected by results made up of every vote. Get more voters to vote.

Oct 1, 2008

Glucose

From the high school that I graduated almost a decade ago, Arcadia High School, there are requirements that I must fulfill in order to graduate, they are the swimming and writing proficiency tests. How do golfers pass those test?

For the swimming part, we all know what's going to happen because it took the time allowed for a swing in the water hazard of keeping the ball on tee above surface in order to pass. Hmmm, juicy and tender head cut of prime ribs, medium rare please.

About the writing part, an essay is required to pass not just the first half of the score card because of the legibility of the ultra fine micro hand writing trying to fit numbers in word form with the limited writing spaces available on it. Pros recommended to answer on ruled paper as follow: ......

(Note: Simple score is not in professional scope of concern, at lease not without the experiences together)

Sep 22, 2008

Artistic Golf Play

Beginning from the driving range, I've started my ball swinging here and there for some period of time. Practicing sport is already an enjoyable pleasure that I've longed for ever since school. Somehow it came up to a point that my purpose of golfing have better to be clarified before my foot is on the grass, or acquire clubs and gears.(LIES!!! It's because my pocket is currently empty.)

This is my own game played in my own leisure time, face no enemy or opponents, stand still in this world, with a clear object ahead and achieve it step by step that count in swings, alongside a never set ever growing grass course with huge loose boundaries.

I'm golfing the way I liked it to be, ignoring rationalities, keep swinging until I've had enough joy of it, no reason needed at all. This sport is an art to me because its all in my mind for myself, it's an experience beyond physics.

About competitions, my art is an exercise with baccarat and roller coaster mixture for taste. Let winner gets their fame, my passion replenishes in enjoyment for my own efforts being paid and there is a thing called handicap, I can only win myself that I know of.

Aug 19, 2008

Eye candy, still candy

A male track athlete in suit, that would absolutely catch eye, not to mention if he happen to be getting off his sports car.

For a second if we substitute some elements in that sentence, how robust could the chemical reaction be? Let's see, a female track athlete, in high heels, running.

I'd ease "why" and enjoy ourselves for once a while in life.

High heelers are attractive wear heels. It is love to me.

High Heel-A-Thon - NY Post

Jul 19, 2008

Today is a nice and soft day

"Today I went to golf course trying to hit some leet show off ball to beat those ninjas down. But the agent who keep assing in front of me really pisses me off. That bitch took a few win from me, asshole that don't even dare to go one on one with me took my perfect win gosh! You think I am that easy and won't do shit against it? Then I plant those matrix guys with the secret bomb I special made for them. Now they afraid, ha ha. I take a win and you eat a lose, A LOSE!!!!!!HA HA!!!WA HA HA......"
The above are words in my mind that I should be thinking about when I was in driving range and I really hope that it will satisfied your dark side of prejudice.

I am new to this sport and have no idea about the fashion of people in it, sorry if I played it wrong. The club set is borrowed from a friend(a female, you know) and I haven't played enough to know the difference about clubs. I am just trying to swing the club in a way that give enough travel distance that feel great to hit the ball so that it will fly into the air than land on a target, and I can see different club's have different length of stick with different size and angled hitting surface. Could that be my weird swing, regular outfit or just pick anyone club selection that's provoking? May be I shouldn't just go try and play to see what its like and how its feel before learning some lessons like swing, pose, dynamic, balls, spin, slang, customs. I know it's me cause they all are just in my mind, and I am just there to have fun......in the driving range.

Intel's U.L.T......


Oh hey! At lease I learned something, this post is not so sincere like it seem to be, flavorless in beyond.

Jul 15, 2008

Here I go again

Because of spending my own money income from work, I am able to experience a lot of different things or enjoy things that give me experiences. Currently my money are all spend and myself is unemployed since April 07.

In order to gain experiences or things that give experiences, I look for jobs to earn money income by workings what I know how to do. Therefore I will be able to write again when I have own money income from work to spend, by the way its about $2.5k/mo.+comm.

For doors that I don't have a chance to knock yet, please keep finger crossed. I will try to get a job so that my writings can go on and on and on and on......

Days I spent in golf playing are short, but I have been sleeping in class with my head laying on my right shoulder twisting my waist, pretending to take note with a pen holding on my right hand fully stretching my right arm and my lower left arm perpendicular to my upper left arm pretending to turn page nearby my right hand. It's my talent that my nose doesn't snort when I sleep, a natural stealth sleeper for school classes that go...zZz...zZz...zZz...zZz......