Testing Testing 123

Time : Before back 9.
Place : Chilling area with drinks.
Characters : Me - The author's character in this story, Friend 1 - A friend of mine, Friend 2 - Another friend of mine, Wizard - A friend of mine with magic ability.

"You guys want anything? beer?" I asked.
"I want every fucking thing in the world." said Friend 1.
"Easy as cake." Wizard answered.

Ding! Wizard magic effect on Friend 1.
Everyone stare at Friend 1, eyes wide shut.
Friend 2 turn to Wizard.

"Can I have every NON-fucking thing in the world?" Friend 2 asked.
"No problem." Wizard said.

Ding! Wizard magic effect on Friend 2.
Everyone stare at Friend 2, mouth open, speechless, then Wizard turn to me.

"First, I beg you please send them to places where they change. Second, some beer, a spotted screen EV with fat canal and a couch." I said.
"OK...... I'd better be on time for my date, see ya." Wizard said.

Ding! Wizard magic effect on Friend 1, Friend 2.
Ding! Wizard magic effect on Me, wizard left.

Change scene to "Pornography, D.U.I. and Bingo" I mean flat screen TV with sports channel!!!