Some little food for thought crumbs

"I just don't want running around like marathon and die when only a single phone per village available if not telegraphs, puff smoke or shoot flare shells."

"The toilet is always build outside the house. What do you mean master bedroom, you pervert!"

"The sun evolves around the earth."

"Bye Bye Deans......Copperfield, right? It's summer time, that alchemist witch is all yours. Thanks for the gown. She's hot :)"

"You don't like your phone? It's for your emergency grand pa. The ringtone? I can make it softer, how about......recording, yeah like MP3 you know MP3...... No No No, not his laughter, don't......lil brother is annoying......music only just music! What do you mean 128kbps 44100khz lame codec...... What are cell phones? How come your TV is so flat......"

"Picking over invoice detail, no problem, just pay the total amount."

"It's not really my concern, what the hack is proof of delivery and fee on board? Birth certificates?"

"I bring my jot note into the kitchen and get food, charging for money aftermath with that note. What grade you get?"

"Quit complaining you bastard! I can see that she is barely legal. And you have to be over 21 to get alcohol beverages, Miss."
"My bad, I am horrible guessing ages."